is there any designated date for a homestuck meet up for anime expo 2012? i have no clue where to start looking, and i don’t want to aimlessly wander around the place.

The Lil Cal riddle

  • literally. so. great. i am still over here, laughing at how stupid i am for not getting it.
  • I was the terrible Tavros, done on MSPARP.com
  • CAL: HEE HEE HEE!
  • CAL: HELLO!
  • CAL: HELLO TAVROS!
  • AT: wOAH, wHAT,
  • AT: wHO ARE YOU,
  • CAL: MY NAME IS LIL CAL!
  • CAL: AND I WANT TO PLAY A LIL GAME.
  • AT: hOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME,
  • AT: uHH,
  • AT: wHAT, kIND OF GAME,
  • CAL: I KNOW EEEEEEEVERYONE'S NAME!
  • CAL: IT IS A GUESSING GAME!
  • CAL: ARE YOU A LUCKY BOY?
  • CAL: YOU MAY BE A BIIIIIG WINNER!
  • AT: uM, i WOULDN'T CALL MYSELF, aLL THAT LUCKY,
  • AT: dO YOU THINK SO,
  • CAL: I THINK SO! I THINK THAT A LOT OF US DON'T KNOW OUR TRUE POTENTIAL!
  • CAL: ARE YOU READY TO DISCOVER YOURS?
  • CAL: YOU ARE A PAGE, AFTER ALL!
  • CAL: THERE'S LOTS YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOURSELF YET!
  • AT: i GUESS i AM,
  • CAL: HEE HEE HEE!
  • AT: jUST,
  • AT: wAIT, wHAT,
  • AT: rEALLY,
  • AT: aS LONG AS THIS DOESN'T HURT,
  • CAL: IT WILL NOT HURT ONE BIT!
  • CAL: HOO HOO HOO!
  • CAL: TAVROS, I AM GOING TO ASK YOU A FAVOR!
  • AT: uM, oKAY,
  • CAL: STARE INTO MY EYES.
  • CAL: AND TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE!
  • AT: dO i, hAVE TO,
  • CAL: YES.
  • CAL: LOOK CLOSELY.
  • AT: oKAY, i AM LOOKING, cLOSELY,
  • CAL: IS IT DULL, OR IS IT BRIGHT?
  • CAL: LOOK INTO THE DARKNESS OF MY EYES.
  • CAL: AND TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE.
  • AT: oH GOD,
  • CAL: HA HA HA!
  • AT: uHH, iT LOOKS FAIRLY BRIGHT,
  • CAL: YESSSSSSS! YESSSSSSS!
  • AT: mUST YOU LAUGH LIKE THAT,
  • AT: yOU'RE GIVING ME THE CREEPS,
  • CAL: IT IS BRIGHT LIKE THE NIGHT SKY WHEN I WAS BORN!
  • CAL: HOO HOO HOO!
  • CAL: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
  • AT: wHAT DOES IT MEAN,
  • CAL: IT MEANS YOU GET TO ANSWER THE SECOND PART OF THE RIDDLE!
  • CAL: A LOT OF THEM DON'T MAKE IT THIS FAR.
  • AT: oH, wOAH, rEALLY,
  • CAL: BUT YOU ARE SPECIAL! YOU KNOW THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW YOU KNOW!
  • CAL: YES!
  • AT: tHIS IS COOL, }:)
  • CAL: ISN'T IT NICE TO BE SPECIAL?
  • CAL: HA HA HA.
  • CAL: I AM A VERY SPECIAL CHILD.
  • CAL: IF YOU COULD SEE THAT IN MY EYES...
  • CAL: THEN MAYBE YOU CAN TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING HIDDEN IN MY SKIN!
  • AT: uM, oKAY, i CAN TRY,
  • AT: wHAT MIGHT THAT BE,
  • CAL: TAAAAVROS...
  • CAL: WHAT IS IT?
  • CAL: WHAT IS THE COLOR OF MY BLOOD?
  • CAL: I WILL GIVE YOU A HINT.
  • CAL: THE ANSWER IS TWO!
  • AT: wELL,
  • CAL: HEE HEE HEE.
  • AT: jUDGING FROM, yOUR COLOR OF TEXT AND EYES,
  • AT: i, wANT TO ASSUME,
  • AT: oRANGE, aND BLUE,
  • CAL: DON'T ASSUME!
  • AT: uM,
  • CAL: NO! YOU CANNOT ASSUME.
  • CAL: DON'T DO THAT.
  • CAL: YOU WILL GUESS WRONG.
  • AT: oH, oKAY,
  • AT: sORRY,
  • AT: yOU LOOK REALLY SOFT, lIKE AS IF YOU DO NOT EVEN CONTAIN BLOOD MATTER,
  • AT: iS THIS A TRICK QUESTION,
  • CAL: DOESN'T IT SEEM THAT WAY?
  • CAL: IF YOU WERE TO CUT ME OPEN RIGHT NOW, ALL YOU WOULD SEE IS YARN AND FLUFF AND STRING!
  • CAL: I'M NOT ALIVE! THAT WOULD BE SILLY!
  • CAL: AND YET, THERE IS BLOOD IN MY BODY RIGHT NOW.
  • AT: wOW,
  • CAL: TWO KINDS OF BLOOD THAT YOU CANNOT SEE.
  • AT: tHAT IS AMAZING,
  • CAL: HA HA HA!
  • CAL: IT IS A MIRACLE.
  • CAL: I AM A MIRACLE CHILD.
  • AT: oKAY THEN,
  • AT: iS IT, rED, aND PURPLE,
  • CAL: OH MY GOODNESS! YOU ARE VERY CLOSE TO THE TRuTH!
  • CAL: ...
  • CAL: BUT YOU ARE NOT CLOSE ENOUGH!
  • AT: oH NO,
  • AT: wHAT DOES THAT MEAN,
  • CAL: IF YOU DON'T GET MY QUESTION RIGHT, IT MEANS YOU CANNOT GO TO THE LAST PART OF MY RIDDLE!
  • CAL: THAT MAKES ME VERY SAD.
  • AT: tHAT MAKES ME SAD TOO,
  • CAL: BOO HOO HOO...
  • CAL: I WISH I COULD GIVE YOU ANOTHER CHANCE!
  • AT: cOULD, yOU AT LEAST TELL ME, wHICH PART i GOT RIGHT,
  • CAL: YOU ARE RIGHT ABOUT THE RED!
  • CAL: IT IS A BRIGHTER RED THAN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN BEFORE.
  • AT: oH, oKAY,
  • CAL: IN EXCHANGE FOR ANOTHER CHANCE...
  • CAL: I WILL MAKE A DEAL WITH YOU!
  • CAL: HEE HEE HEE!
  • AT: wHAT KIND OF DEAL,
  • CAL: AFTER YOU SOLVE THE RIDDLE, YOU WILL FORGET HAVING SPOKEN WITH ME TONIGHT.
  • CAL: IT WILL ALL SEEM LIKE A DREAM, A DREAM THAT YOU FORGOT AND CAN NEVER REMEMBER!
  • AT: bUT, i DON'T WANT TO FORGET ABOUT YOU,
  • AT: yOU SEEM REALLY COOL,
  • CAL: YOU REALLY THINK I'M COOL?
  • CAL: HA HA HA.
  • CAL: YOU ARE AN INTERESTING BOY.
  • AT: yES, yOU'RE LIKE SOMETHING FROM A STORY BOOK,
  • CAL: I AM FROM A STORY BOOK!
  • CAL: HEE HEE HEE!
  • CAL: YOU'RE IN IT!
  • AT: i AM,
  • AT: oH THAT'S AMAZING,
  • CAL: YES, YOU AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS!
  • AT: hAVE WE HEARD OF IT BEFORE,
  • AT: iS IT A BOOK i OWN,
  • CAL: YOU ARE PART OF A VERY INTERESTING TALE.
  • CAL: I AM AFRAID YOU CANNOT PURCHASE IT!
  • CAL: IT HAS NOT COME OUT YET!
  • CAL: HEE HEE HEE...
  • CAL: TAVROS! I CANNOT NEGOTIATE WITH YOU, EVEN IF WE ARE FROM THE SAME STORY BOOK.
  • CAL: IN ORDER TO SOLVE MY RIDDLE, YOU WILL HAVE TO FORGET THE ANSWER ONCE YOU FIND OUT WHAT IT IS.
  • AT: wOAH, rEALLY,
  • AT: wHY,
  • AT: iS IT IMPORTANT AND SECRET,
  • CAL: IT IS A VERY SPECIAL RIDDLE, AND A SECRET THAT NOBODY ELSE CAN KNOW.
  • CAL: SHHHHHH.
  • CAL: HA HA HA.
  • CAL: TO BUSINESS, TAVROS.
  • CAL: I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU A CLUE.
  • CAL: REMEMBER, THE ANSWERS ARE WITHIN YOU! YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE.
  • AT: oH, oKAY, i WILL KEEP THIS IN MIND,
  • CAL: MY NAME IS LIL CAL! DO YOU KNOW WHY THAT IS? WHY I AM LITTLE?
  • CAL: IT IS BECAUSE I HAVE A BIG BROTHER.
  • AT: yOU DO,
  • AT: wHO IS YOUR SIBLING,
  • CAL: WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?
  • CAL: HEE HEE HEE.
  • CAL: IT IS EASY ENOUGH TO FIGURE OUT, ISN'T IT?
  • CAL: I AM A PUPPET THAT HE BUILT!
  • CAL: I AM LIL CAL.
  • AT: yOU WERE BUILT,
  • AT: wOW, oKAY,
  • CAL: YES, HE PUT ME TOGETHER OUT OF FLUFF, AND YARN, AND STRING...
  • AT: sO, aM i STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT YOUR BLOOD TYPE,
  • AT: oR SOMETHING ELSE,
  • AT: i AM TRYING TO PIECE THIS TOGETHER,
  • CAL: WE ARE STILL TRYING TO FIND THE SECOND BLOOD TYPE!
  • CAL: IT WILL GET YOU CLOSER TO THE ANSWER.
  • CAL: THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT RIDDLE. IT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE, AND YOU DON'T KNOW IT.
  • AT: oH GOD,
  • CAL: IT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT RIDDLE IN THE UNIVERSE.
  • AT: tHIS, iS QUITE STRESSFUL,
  • CAL: RELAAAAX, TAVROS! IF YOU GET IT WRONG, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY
  • CAL: HA HA HA.
  • CAL: YOU WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
  • AT: i DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT,
  • AT: bUT, hERE GOES NOTHING,
  • AT: iS, tHE SECOND COLOR WHITE,
  • CAL: ...
  • AT: iT'S NOT,
  • CAL: NO.
  • AT: oH GOD,
  • AT: fUCK,
  • AT: mAN, i REALLY WANTED TO SOLVE THIS,
  • CAL: FuCK, FuCK, FuCK! YOu'RE OuT OF LuCK!
  • CAL: TICK TOCK, SECONDS OFF THE CLOCK.
  • CAL: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE!
  • AT: oH NO,
  • CAL: HOW TO STAY ALIVE.
  • AT: nO, nO, nO,
  • CAL: HA HA HA.
  • CAL: SIX. SEVEN.
  • AT: pLEASE NO,
  • CAL: HELL OR HEAVEN?
  • AT: wHAT IS HAPPENING,
  • AT: wHAT,
  • CAL: EIGHT. NINE. TEN. ELEVEN. TWELVE.
  • CAL: THE THIRTEENTH!
  • CAL: I AM THE THIRTEENTH.
  • CAL: TONIGHT, A BIG THING IS GOING TO HAPPEN FAR AWAY.
  • AT: tHIRTEENTH WHAT,
  • AT: wHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN,
  • AT: oH MY GOD, yOU'RE SCARING ME,
  • CAL: TONIGHT, WE WILL TURN TO A NEW PAGE.
  • AT: wHAT ARE YOU,
  • CAL: HEE HEE HEE!
  • AT: wHAT DOES THAT MEAN,
  • AT: aM i GOING TO DIE,
  • CAL: WOULDN'T THAT BE LOVELY?
  • CAL: IT IS TOO BAD FOR YOU THAT WON'T HAPPEN!
  • CAL: NOBODY WILL DIE ANY MORE.
  • CAL: Aren't you sick of killing.
  • AT: sO,
  • AT: wAIT,
  • AT: mE, kILLING,
  • AT: bUT, i HAVE NEVER KILLED ANYONE,
  • AT: nOT ON PURPOSE,
  • CAL: The world that you live in is bitter and dark and cruel.
  • CAL: Isn't it sad that someone like you will live a horrible life because of it?
  • CAL: It makes me want to cry.
  • CAL: I want to change everything and make everyone happy and equal and gone forever.
  • CAL: HEE HEE HEE. DON'T YOU KNOW MY NAME.
  • CAL: I FUCKING SACRIFICED EVERYTHING FOR YOU.
  • CAL: EVERYTHING EXCEPT YOU, AND YOU'LL BE NEXT.
  • AT: wOAH, wOAH,
  • CAL: IT WAS SO. SO. SIMPLE.
  • AT: i'LL ADMIT, tHIS PLACE IS DARK, aND ALL,
  • AT: bUT, wHAT DID YOU SACRIFICE,
  • AT: aRE YOU SAYING YOU MADE ALL OF US,
  • CAL: MY LIFE, MY FACE, MY BODY AND MY SISTER.
  • AT: yOUR SISTER,
  • CAL: THIS IS ALL I HAVE LEFT.
  • AT: wHAT,
  • CAL: I DON'T LIKE STARING OUT OF THESE EYES AT PEOPLE.
  • CAL: I WANT TO BE A REAL BOY AGAIN.
  • AT: wHAT FORM DID YOU HAVE BEFORE THIS,
  • AT: wHAT FORM DID YOU HAVE BEFORE THIS,
  • AT: bEFORE, yOU FOUND THIS PUPPET BODY,
  • CAL: I MADE HIM.
  • CAL: I AM HIM.
  • AT: yOU MADE THIS,
  • AT: tHIS FABRIC AND STUFFING CORPSE,
  • CAL: IT IS ALL I HAVE LEFT.
  • AT: tELL ME, tHEN,
  • AT: wHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME,
  • CAL: You already know.
  • AT: wHEN DID i LEARN OF THIS NAME,
  • CAL: YOU DON'T NEED TO LEARN IT.
  • AT: wHEN i WAS A WIGGLER, wHEN i WAS JUST A FEW SWEEPS,
  • CAL: YOU ARE THE LEARNED.
  • AT: i AM,
  • CAL: ONE OF THEM.
  • AT: aRE THE OTHERS LIKE ME,
  • CAL: IT'S A SHAME.
  • CAL: THEY ARE ALL LIKE YOU FOR THE SAME FUCKING REASON.
  • CAL: THEY'RE TOO COMPLACENT TO FIGURE OUT THE RIDDLE FLOATING OVER THEIR HEADS THE ENTIRE TIME.
  • CAL: THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO GET OUT OF THE PUZZLE BEFORE IT CLOSES IN ON THEM.
  • AT: sO,
  • AT: wE'RE ALL ESSENTIALLY SCREWING OURSELVES OVER,
  • CAL: THAT'S RIGHT. AND NOBODY KNOWS IT NOW BUT YOU.
  • CAL: YOU WHO WILL FORGET IT, AND COULD NOT GUESS THE COLOR OF MY BLOOD.
  • AT: i,
  • AT: i WANT TO PUT IN ANOTHER GUESS,
  • AT: iF THAT EVEN MATTERS AT THIS POINT,
  • AT: i FEEL THE ANSWER AT THE TIP OF MY TONGUE, bUT IT WON'T FORM,
  • AT: yOU SEEM SO FAMILIAR, yET SO DISTANT,
  • CAL: PERFECT. WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE SEEN IT BEFORE?
  • CAL: NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? IF IT IS ON THE TIP OF YOUR TONGUE, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO GUESS IT ALOUD.
  • CAL: IT IS ALREADY CLEAR TO YOU WHO I AM AND WHAT I HAVE BEEN DOING. WHAT I AM GOING TO DO.
  • AT: sEE, tHE ANSWER FEELS SO OBVIOUS,
  • AT: yET, i HAVE TROUBLE PINPOINTING THIS,
  • AT: cAN i SAY,
  • AT: iS YOUR OTHER COLOR GREEN,
  • CAL: GRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
  • CAL: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
  • AT: tHAT, dOESN'T SOUND GOOD,
  • CAL: Very good.
  • CAL: Too bad it's too late.
  • AT: wAIT,
  • AT: wAS i RIGHT,
  • CAL: I shouldn't have to tell you that.
  • CAL: Don't you know you are right?
  • CAL: Don't you already know my name?
  • CAL: It has been there all along.
  • CAL: IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE.
  • AT: tHE NAME i READ, iS LIL CAL, aS YOU HAVE STATED,
  • AT: bUT,
  • AT: mIGHT YOUR NAME BE SOMETHING ELSE, tHEN,
  • AT: tHAT TAKES A BIT MORE THOUGHT,
  • AT: tELL ME, lIL CAL,
  • AT: aRE YOU A LORD, oR A LADY,
  • CAL: ...
  • CAL: CORRECT!
  • CAL: YOU ARE ASKING THE RIGHT QUESTIONS.
  • CAL: AS SOON AS YOU ASK THE RIGHT QUESTION, THE ANSWER WILL HAVE BECOME TO CLEAR TO YOU.
  • CAL: THIS IS WHAT IS KNOWN AS THE SOCRATIC METHOD.
  • AT: iF IT IS A GOOD METHOD, tHEN i HOPE TO KEEP IT GOING,
  • AT: yET,
  • AT: yOU HAVE YET TO ANSWER ME, cAL,
  • AT: aRE YOU A LORD, oR A LADY,
  • CAL: I EAT LORDS FOR BREAKFAST.
  • CAL: IT TOOK A LORD AND A LADY TO GET ME THIS FAR.
  • CAL: WHAT AM I NOW BUT A PUPPET?
  • CAL: A PUPPET WHO IS NOT ALIVE.
  • CAL: A PUPPET WHO IS NOT ALIVE, WITH TWO COLORS OF BLOOD IN ITS BODY THAT YOU CANNOT SEE.
  • CAL: I AM GOING TO TELL YOU A LITTLE SECRET NOW.
  • AT: pLEASE DO,
  • AT: aNYTHING WOULD HELP AT THIS RATE,
  • CAL: THIS PUPPET IS MY EYES, MY EARS, MY MOUTH, AND MY MIND. WHEREVER HE GOES, I GO.
  • CAL: AND HE IS GOING TO GO ON A LONG TRIP. IT HAS ALREADY BEGUN.
  • CAL: WHERE IT ENDS, I COULD TELL YOU IF YOU HAD BEEN QUICKER.
  • CAL: BUT WE ARE UNFORTUNATELY RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
  • CAL: ONE DAY I WILL BE A REAL BOY AGAIN.
  • CAL: AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS, MAYBE WE WILL MEET AGAIN.
  • AT: tWO THINGS THEN,
  • AT: oNE,
  • AT: wHAT KIND OF BODY DO YOU HOPE TO REGAIN,
  • AT: a BODY OF WHAT QUALITY, oF WHAT LOOK,
  • AT: aND TWO,
  • AT: wHEN DID WE MEET,
  • AT: oR HAVE WE ALWAYS MET,
  • CAL: WE ARE ONLY MEETING NOW.
  • CAL: YOU WILL BE LUCKY IF YOU EVER GET TO SEE ME AGAIN.
  • CAL: AS FOR THE BODY I HOPE TO REGAIN.
  • CAL: IT RATHER SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.
  • CAL: IT WOULD BE ONE SIMILAR TO YOURS.
  • CAL: I WANT POTENTIAL.
  • AT: sIMILAR TO MINE,
  • AT: wHY WOULD YOU WANT THAT,
  • AT: i BELIEVE THAT IS A FLAW,
  • CAL: I DON'T MEAN BEING CRIPPLED. THAT IS OF NO INTEREST TO ME.
  • CAL: ONE LIKE YOURS. A PAGE.
  • CAL: IT IS THE ASPECT THAT DEFINES WHO WE ARE. THERE IS NO CHOICE WHEN I AM INVOLVED.
  • AT: sO, yOU WANT A BODY, oF MY STATUS, bUT NOT OF MY PHYSICAL ASPECTS,
  • CAL: QUITE RIGHT.
  • CAL: YOU ARE GETTING SOMEWHERE.
  • CAL: THE CHANCES OF YOU COMING UP WITH A SUFFICIENT ANSWER ARE IMPOSSIBLE.
  • AT: nOW, wHAT DOES THE PAGE POSITION INTEREST YOU IN,
  • AT: nO, i WANT TO MAKE SURE i AM GETTING MY FACTS RIGHT FIRST,
  • AT: i DO NOT MEAN TO BEAT AROUND THE BUSH,
  • AT: i JUST, wANT TO MAKE SURE i AM NOTING EVERYTHING,
  • CAL: MY POWER IS UNFATHOMABLE, AND UNMATCHABLE. AND UNFORTUNATELY UNUSABLE IN ITS CURRENT STATE.
  • CAL: UNLESS.
  • CAL: DON'T YOU SEE?
  • CAL: POTENTIAL IS MY INSTRUMENT TO UNLOCKING THIS ONE SEAL.
  • CAL: A PUPPET IS AFTER ALL, ONLY A PUPPET.
  • AT: yES, tHAT IS TRUE,
  • AT: dID YOU EVER HAVE A PUPPET FORM BEFORE,
  • CAL: IN MY OLD LIFE, I WAS NOTHING OF THE SORT.
  • CAL: I HAD BIG PLANS. I STILL DO.
  • CAL: THEY ARE STILL IN EFFECT AND I INTEND TO CARRY THEM OUT.
  • AT: i FEEL AS IF, i HAVE THE ANSWER,
  • AT: lIKE, i HAVE SEEN YOUR NAME BEFORE,
  • AT: yET i THOUGHT IT WAS JUST SOME STUPID LITTLE PASS ALONG THING,
  • AT: lIKE A JOKE,
  • AT: yET,
  • AT: i WOULD HATE TO BE WRONG,
  • CAL: WHAT IS HOLDING YOU BACK?
  • AT: yOUR ANSWER,
  • CAL: IT IS NOT SO DIFFERENT FROM THAT OF ANY ANCESTOR, AFTER ALL.
  • CAL: WE ARE NOT SO UNALIKE.
  • AT: oKAY, i'LL JUST GIVE IT A CHANCE,
  • AT: i DON'T KNOW MUCH ON THE NAME, bUT,
  • AT: sOMEONE SHOWED IT TO ME, oNCE,
  • AT: mAYBE THAT SERVED A PURPOSE TO THIS,
  • CAL: INDEED IT DID.
  • CAL: IT IS WHY YOU ARE HAVING THIS DREAM.
  • AT: mIGHT YOU BE THE ENGLISH FELLOW i HAVE HEARD ABOUT,
  • CAL: THE ANSWER IS NOT SO BLACK AND WHITE.
  • CAL: ONE DAY I INTEND TO MAKE IT MY NAME.
  • CAL: ONCE I TAKE IT FROM ITS PREVIOUS OWNER.
  • CAL: IT IS MORE INTIMIDATING, AFTER ALL, THAN MY REAL NAME.
  • CAL: WHAT KIND OF FOOL WOULD TREMBLE AT THE NAME OF CALMASIS?
  • AT: oH,
  • AT: mY GOD,
  • CAL: ASIDE FROM YOU.
  • CAL: HA. HA. HA.
  • AT: hOLY CRAP,
  • AT: sO,
  • AT: yOUR NAME IS CALMASIS,
  • CAL: I NAMED MY PUPPET AFTER MYSELF.
  • CAL: IT IS A LITTLE TERM OF ENDEARMENT.
  • AT: tHAT, mAKES SENSE,
  • CAL: IT HAS BEEN AMUSING TO WATCH EVENTS UNFOLD AND SEE WHO COULD FIGURE THEM OUT.
  • AT: a LOT OF SENSE,
  • AT: wOW,
  • AT: sO, wHAT IS YOUR PLAN OF ACTION, fOR THIS,
  • AT: hOW CAN YOU KILL SOMEONE IN A PUPPET BODY,
  • AT: fROM THERE, wHAT WOULD YOU EVEN DO,
  • AT: bESIDES FIX WHAT YOU APPARENTLY MADE,
  • CAL: RATHER, IT IS A PLAN OF NONACTION.
  • CAL: THE PIECES ARE ALREADY IN PLAY. THEY ARE MOVING OUT OF FEAR, AND THEY ARE METHODICALLY WIPING THE BOARD CLEAN.
  • CAL: ONCE I OBTAIN A MORE SUITABLE FORM AND CAN CHANNEL THIS POWER AS I ONCE DID, IT WILL BE CHECKMATE.
  • AT: wHEN THE CHECKMATE IS MADE,
  • AT: wHAT WILL HAPPEN,
  • AT: tO ME,
  • AT: tO MY FRIENDS,
  • AT: tO EVERYONE i'VE EVER KNOWN,
  • CAL: WE'LL PUT THOSE PIECES AWAY, AND STOP PLAYING GAMES FOR EVER.
  • AT: sO THERE WILL BE AN ERA OF PEACE,
  • AT: oR AN ERA OF CHAOS,
  • CAL: PEACE HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY GOAL.
  • AT: wILL YOU JUST FIX WHAT YOU HAVE NOW,
  • AT: rIGHT,
  • AT: wILL THIS CHANGE THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, oR JUST THIS PLANET,
  • CAL: IT WILL CHANGE EVERY THING.
  • CAL: I AM PLAYING THE ULTIMATE GAME.
  • AT: wHAT IF YOU LOSE,
  • CAL: THEN ENGLISH WINS.
  • CAL: AND HE WILL TAKE IT FROM THERE.
  • AT: aND WE DON'T WANT THAT, rIGHT,
  • CAL: THERE IS NO TELLING WHAT HE'LL DO.
  • CAL: I HAVE TOLD YOU WHAT I AM GOING TO DO.
  • CAL: WOULDN'T YOU SAY I AM A HERO?
  • CAL: I WOULD SAY MORE THAN THAT.
  • CAL: I WOULD SAY I AM THE MOST IMPORTANT CHARACTER IN HOMESTUCK.

oh look another one.

again, found it on tumblr, so i didn’t make it.

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Found this when I was looking through some tags and I thought “why not”? I need to stay awake.

Troll Traits.

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any ideas for a fem!tav cosplay? i am speaking of the outfit mostly.

gahh.

the broken record and atom shirts are HEEEEREEE.

and they are… .. really big and long. oh man.

itwasagift … merrychristmas
sara, give up drawing and cry in your corner. go suck on a candy cane.

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sara, give up drawing and cry in your corner. go suck on a candy cane.

then sara forever shat dog treats and had no friends because of it.
you have no idea how much i love this thing already, omfg.

then sara forever shat dog treats and had no friends because of it.

you have no idea how much i love this thing already, omfg.

i must purchase that spirograph keychain. hrrgnnnn…

ordered my two long sleeve shirts and now the god tier hoodie is on its way! ;3 this is going to be so sweet.