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literally. so. great. i am still over here, laughing at how stupid i am for not getting it.
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I was the terrible Tavros, done on MSPARP.com
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CAL:
HEE HEE HEE!
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CAL:
HELLO!
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CAL:
HELLO TAVROS!
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wOAH, wHAT,
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wHO ARE YOU,
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CAL:
MY NAME IS LIL CAL!
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CAL:
AND I WANT TO PLAY A LIL GAME.
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hOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME,
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uHH,
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wHAT, kIND OF GAME,
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CAL:
I KNOW EEEEEEEVERYONE'S NAME!
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CAL:
IT IS A GUESSING GAME!
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CAL:
ARE YOU A LUCKY BOY?
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CAL:
YOU MAY BE A BIIIIIG WINNER!
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uM, i WOULDN'T CALL MYSELF, aLL THAT LUCKY,
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dO YOU THINK SO,
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CAL:
I THINK SO! I THINK THAT A LOT OF US DON'T KNOW OUR TRUE POTENTIAL!
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CAL:
ARE YOU READY TO DISCOVER YOURS?
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CAL:
YOU ARE A PAGE, AFTER ALL!
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CAL:
THERE'S LOTS YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOURSELF YET!
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i GUESS i AM,
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CAL:
HEE HEE HEE!
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jUST,
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wAIT, wHAT,
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rEALLY,
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aS LONG AS THIS DOESN'T HURT,
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CAL:
IT WILL NOT HURT ONE BIT!
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CAL:
HOO HOO HOO!
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CAL:
TAVROS, I AM GOING TO ASK YOU A FAVOR!
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uM, oKAY,
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CAL:
STARE INTO MY EYES.
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CAL:
AND TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE!
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dO i, hAVE TO,
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CAL:
YES.
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CAL:
LOOK CLOSELY.
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oKAY, i AM LOOKING, cLOSELY,
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CAL:
IS IT DULL, OR IS IT BRIGHT?
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CAL:
LOOK INTO THE DARKNESS OF MY EYES.
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AND TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE.
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oH GOD,
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CAL:
HA HA HA!
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uHH, iT LOOKS FAIRLY BRIGHT,
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CAL:
YESSSSSSS! YESSSSSSS!
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mUST YOU LAUGH LIKE THAT,
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yOU'RE GIVING ME THE CREEPS,
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CAL:
IT IS BRIGHT LIKE THE NIGHT SKY WHEN I WAS BORN!
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CAL:
HOO HOO HOO!
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CAL:
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
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wHAT DOES IT MEAN,
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CAL:
IT MEANS YOU GET TO ANSWER THE SECOND PART OF THE RIDDLE!
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CAL:
A LOT OF THEM DON'T MAKE IT THIS FAR.
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oH, wOAH, rEALLY,
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CAL:
BUT YOU ARE SPECIAL! YOU KNOW THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW YOU KNOW!
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CAL:
YES!
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tHIS IS COOL, }:)
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CAL:
ISN'T IT NICE TO BE SPECIAL?
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CAL:
HA HA HA.
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CAL:
I AM A VERY SPECIAL CHILD.
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CAL:
IF YOU COULD SEE THAT IN MY EYES...
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CAL:
THEN MAYBE YOU CAN TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING HIDDEN IN MY SKIN!
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uM, oKAY, i CAN TRY,
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wHAT MIGHT THAT BE,
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CAL:
TAAAAVROS...
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CAL:
WHAT IS IT?
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CAL:
WHAT IS THE COLOR OF MY BLOOD?
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CAL:
I WILL GIVE YOU A HINT.
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CAL:
THE ANSWER IS TWO!
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wELL,
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CAL:
HEE HEE HEE.
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jUDGING FROM, yOUR COLOR OF TEXT AND EYES,
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i, wANT TO ASSUME,
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oRANGE, aND BLUE,
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CAL:
DON'T ASSUME!
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uM,
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CAL:
NO! YOU CANNOT ASSUME.
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CAL:
DON'T DO THAT.
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CAL:
YOU WILL GUESS WRONG.
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oH, oKAY,
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sORRY,
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yOU LOOK REALLY SOFT, lIKE AS IF YOU DO NOT EVEN CONTAIN BLOOD MATTER,
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iS THIS A TRICK QUESTION,
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CAL:
DOESN'T IT SEEM THAT WAY?
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CAL:
IF YOU WERE TO CUT ME OPEN RIGHT NOW, ALL YOU WOULD SEE IS YARN AND FLUFF AND STRING!
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CAL:
I'M NOT ALIVE! THAT WOULD BE SILLY!
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CAL:
AND YET, THERE IS BLOOD IN MY BODY RIGHT NOW.
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wOW,
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CAL:
TWO KINDS OF BLOOD THAT YOU CANNOT SEE.
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tHAT IS AMAZING,
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CAL:
HA HA HA!
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CAL:
IT IS A MIRACLE.
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CAL:
I AM A MIRACLE CHILD.
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oKAY THEN,
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iS IT, rED, aND PURPLE,
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CAL:
OH MY GOODNESS! YOU ARE VERY CLOSE TO THE TRuTH!
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CAL:
...
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CAL:
BUT YOU ARE NOT CLOSE ENOUGH!
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oH NO,
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wHAT DOES THAT MEAN,
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CAL:
IF YOU DON'T GET MY QUESTION RIGHT, IT MEANS YOU CANNOT GO TO THE LAST PART OF MY RIDDLE!
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CAL:
THAT MAKES ME VERY SAD.
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tHAT MAKES ME SAD TOO,
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CAL:
BOO HOO HOO...
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CAL:
I WISH I COULD GIVE YOU ANOTHER CHANCE!
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cOULD, yOU AT LEAST TELL ME, wHICH PART i GOT RIGHT,
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CAL:
YOU ARE RIGHT ABOUT THE RED!
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CAL:
IT IS A BRIGHTER RED THAN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN BEFORE.
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oH, oKAY,
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CAL:
IN EXCHANGE FOR ANOTHER CHANCE...
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CAL:
I WILL MAKE A DEAL WITH YOU!
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CAL:
HEE HEE HEE!
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wHAT KIND OF DEAL,
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CAL:
AFTER YOU SOLVE THE RIDDLE, YOU WILL FORGET HAVING SPOKEN WITH ME TONIGHT.
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CAL:
IT WILL ALL SEEM LIKE A DREAM, A DREAM THAT YOU FORGOT AND CAN NEVER REMEMBER!
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bUT, i DON'T WANT TO FORGET ABOUT YOU,
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yOU SEEM REALLY COOL,
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CAL:
YOU REALLY THINK I'M COOL?
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CAL:
HA HA HA.
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CAL:
YOU ARE AN INTERESTING BOY.
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yES, yOU'RE LIKE SOMETHING FROM A STORY BOOK,
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CAL:
I AM FROM A STORY BOOK!
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CAL:
HEE HEE HEE!
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CAL:
YOU'RE IN IT!
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i AM,
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oH THAT'S AMAZING,
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CAL:
YES, YOU AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS!
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hAVE WE HEARD OF IT BEFORE,
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iS IT A BOOK i OWN,
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CAL:
YOU ARE PART OF A VERY INTERESTING TALE.
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CAL:
I AM AFRAID YOU CANNOT PURCHASE IT!
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CAL:
IT HAS NOT COME OUT YET!
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CAL:
HEE HEE HEE...
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CAL:
TAVROS! I CANNOT NEGOTIATE WITH YOU, EVEN IF WE ARE FROM THE SAME STORY BOOK.
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CAL:
IN ORDER TO SOLVE MY RIDDLE, YOU WILL HAVE TO FORGET THE ANSWER ONCE YOU FIND OUT WHAT IT IS.
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wOAH, rEALLY,
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wHY,
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iS IT IMPORTANT AND SECRET,
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CAL:
IT IS A VERY SPECIAL RIDDLE, AND A SECRET THAT NOBODY ELSE CAN KNOW.
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CAL:
SHHHHHH.
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CAL:
HA HA HA.
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CAL:
TO BUSINESS, TAVROS.
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CAL:
I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU A CLUE.
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CAL:
REMEMBER, THE ANSWERS ARE WITHIN YOU! YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE.
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oH, oKAY, i WILL KEEP THIS IN MIND,
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CAL:
MY NAME IS LIL CAL! DO YOU KNOW WHY THAT IS? WHY I AM LITTLE?
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CAL:
IT IS BECAUSE I HAVE A BIG BROTHER.
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yOU DO,
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wHO IS YOUR SIBLING,
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CAL:
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?
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CAL:
HEE HEE HEE.
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CAL:
IT IS EASY ENOUGH TO FIGURE OUT, ISN'T IT?
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CAL:
I AM A PUPPET THAT HE BUILT!
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CAL:
I AM LIL CAL.
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yOU WERE BUILT,
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wOW, oKAY,
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CAL:
YES, HE PUT ME TOGETHER OUT OF FLUFF, AND YARN, AND STRING...
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sO, aM i STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT YOUR BLOOD TYPE,
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oR SOMETHING ELSE,
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i AM TRYING TO PIECE THIS TOGETHER,
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CAL:
WE ARE STILL TRYING TO FIND THE SECOND BLOOD TYPE!
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CAL:
IT WILL GET YOU CLOSER TO THE ANSWER.
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CAL:
THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT RIDDLE. IT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE, AND YOU DON'T KNOW IT.
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oH GOD,
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CAL:
IT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT RIDDLE IN THE UNIVERSE.
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tHIS, iS QUITE STRESSFUL,
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CAL:
RELAAAAX, TAVROS! IF YOU GET IT WRONG, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY
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CAL:
HA HA HA.
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CAL:
YOU WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
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i DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT,
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bUT, hERE GOES NOTHING,
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iS, tHE SECOND COLOR WHITE,
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CAL:
...
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iT'S NOT,
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CAL:
NO.
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oH GOD,
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fUCK,
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mAN, i REALLY WANTED TO SOLVE THIS,
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CAL:
FuCK, FuCK, FuCK! YOu'RE OuT OF LuCK!
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CAL:
TICK TOCK, SECONDS OFF THE CLOCK.
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CAL:
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE!
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oH NO,
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CAL:
HOW TO STAY ALIVE.
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nO, nO, nO,
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CAL:
HA HA HA.
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CAL:
SIX. SEVEN.
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pLEASE NO,
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CAL:
HELL OR HEAVEN?
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wHAT IS HAPPENING,
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wHAT,
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CAL:
EIGHT. NINE. TEN. ELEVEN. TWELVE.
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CAL:
THE THIRTEENTH!
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CAL:
I AM THE THIRTEENTH.
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CAL:
TONIGHT, A BIG THING IS GOING TO HAPPEN FAR AWAY.
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tHIRTEENTH WHAT,
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wHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN,
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oH MY GOD, yOU'RE SCARING ME,
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CAL:
TONIGHT, WE WILL TURN TO A NEW PAGE.
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wHAT ARE YOU,
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CAL:
HEE HEE HEE!
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wHAT DOES THAT MEAN,
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aM i GOING TO DIE,
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CAL:
WOULDN'T THAT BE LOVELY?
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CAL:
IT IS TOO BAD FOR YOU THAT WON'T HAPPEN!
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CAL:
NOBODY WILL DIE ANY MORE.
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CAL:
Aren't you sick of killing.
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sO,
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wAIT,
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mE, kILLING,
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bUT, i HAVE NEVER KILLED ANYONE,
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nOT ON PURPOSE,
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CAL:
The world that you live in is bitter and dark and cruel.
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CAL:
Isn't it sad that someone like you will live a horrible life because of it?
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CAL:
It makes me want to cry.
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CAL:
I want to change everything and make everyone happy and equal and gone forever.
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CAL:
HEE HEE HEE. DON'T YOU KNOW MY NAME.
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CAL:
I FUCKING SACRIFICED EVERYTHING FOR YOU.
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CAL:
EVERYTHING EXCEPT YOU, AND YOU'LL BE NEXT.
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wOAH, wOAH,
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CAL:
IT WAS SO. SO. SIMPLE.
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i'LL ADMIT, tHIS PLACE IS DARK, aND ALL,
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bUT, wHAT DID YOU SACRIFICE,
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aRE YOU SAYING YOU MADE ALL OF US,
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CAL:
MY LIFE, MY FACE, MY BODY AND MY SISTER.
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yOUR SISTER,
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CAL:
THIS IS ALL I HAVE LEFT.
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wHAT,
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CAL:
I DON'T LIKE STARING OUT OF THESE EYES AT PEOPLE.
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CAL:
I WANT TO BE A REAL BOY AGAIN.
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wHAT FORM DID YOU HAVE BEFORE THIS,
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wHAT FORM DID YOU HAVE BEFORE THIS,
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bEFORE, yOU FOUND THIS PUPPET BODY,
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CAL:
I MADE HIM.
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CAL:
I AM HIM.
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yOU MADE THIS,
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tHIS FABRIC AND STUFFING CORPSE,
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CAL:
IT IS ALL I HAVE LEFT.
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tELL ME, tHEN,
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wHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME,
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CAL:
You already know.
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wHEN DID i LEARN OF THIS NAME,
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CAL:
YOU DON'T NEED TO LEARN IT.
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wHEN i WAS A WIGGLER, wHEN i WAS JUST A FEW SWEEPS,
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CAL:
YOU ARE THE LEARNED.
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i AM,
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CAL:
ONE OF THEM.
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aRE THE OTHERS LIKE ME,
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CAL:
IT'S A SHAME.
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CAL:
THEY ARE ALL LIKE YOU FOR THE SAME FUCKING REASON.
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CAL:
THEY'RE TOO COMPLACENT TO FIGURE OUT THE RIDDLE FLOATING OVER THEIR HEADS THE ENTIRE TIME.
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CAL:
THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO GET OUT OF THE PUZZLE BEFORE IT CLOSES IN ON THEM.
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sO,
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wE'RE ALL ESSENTIALLY SCREWING OURSELVES OVER,
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CAL:
THAT'S RIGHT. AND NOBODY KNOWS IT NOW BUT YOU.
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CAL:
YOU WHO WILL FORGET IT, AND COULD NOT GUESS THE COLOR OF MY BLOOD.
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i,
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i WANT TO PUT IN ANOTHER GUESS,
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iF THAT EVEN MATTERS AT THIS POINT,
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i FEEL THE ANSWER AT THE TIP OF MY TONGUE, bUT IT WON'T FORM,
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yOU SEEM SO FAMILIAR, yET SO DISTANT,
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CAL:
PERFECT. WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE SEEN IT BEFORE?
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CAL:
NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? IF IT IS ON THE TIP OF YOUR TONGUE, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO GUESS IT ALOUD.
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CAL:
IT IS ALREADY CLEAR TO YOU WHO I AM AND WHAT I HAVE BEEN DOING. WHAT I AM GOING TO DO.
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sEE, tHE ANSWER FEELS SO OBVIOUS,
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yET, i HAVE TROUBLE PINPOINTING THIS,
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cAN i SAY,
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iS YOUR OTHER COLOR GREEN,
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CAL:
GRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
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CAL:
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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tHAT, dOESN'T SOUND GOOD,
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CAL:
Very good.
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CAL:
Too bad it's too late.
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wAIT,
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wAS i RIGHT,
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CAL:
I shouldn't have to tell you that.
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CAL:
Don't you know you are right?
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CAL:
Don't you already know my name?
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CAL:
It has been there all along.
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CAL:
IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE.
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tHE NAME i READ, iS LIL CAL, aS YOU HAVE STATED,
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bUT,
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mIGHT YOUR NAME BE SOMETHING ELSE, tHEN,
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tHAT TAKES A BIT MORE THOUGHT,
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tELL ME, lIL CAL,
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aRE YOU A LORD, oR A LADY,
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CAL:
...
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CAL:
CORRECT!
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CAL:
YOU ARE ASKING THE RIGHT QUESTIONS.
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CAL:
AS SOON AS YOU ASK THE RIGHT QUESTION, THE ANSWER WILL HAVE BECOME TO CLEAR TO YOU.
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CAL:
THIS IS WHAT IS KNOWN AS THE SOCRATIC METHOD.
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iF IT IS A GOOD METHOD, tHEN i HOPE TO KEEP IT GOING,
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yET,
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yOU HAVE YET TO ANSWER ME, cAL,
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aRE YOU A LORD, oR A LADY,
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CAL:
I EAT LORDS FOR BREAKFAST.
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CAL:
IT TOOK A LORD AND A LADY TO GET ME THIS FAR.
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CAL:
WHAT AM I NOW BUT A PUPPET?
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CAL:
A PUPPET WHO IS NOT ALIVE.
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CAL:
A PUPPET WHO IS NOT ALIVE, WITH TWO COLORS OF BLOOD IN ITS BODY THAT YOU CANNOT SEE.
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CAL:
I AM GOING TO TELL YOU A LITTLE SECRET NOW.
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pLEASE DO,
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aNYTHING WOULD HELP AT THIS RATE,
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CAL:
THIS PUPPET IS MY EYES, MY EARS, MY MOUTH, AND MY MIND. WHEREVER HE GOES, I GO.
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CAL:
AND HE IS GOING TO GO ON A LONG TRIP. IT HAS ALREADY BEGUN.
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CAL:
WHERE IT ENDS, I COULD TELL YOU IF YOU HAD BEEN QUICKER.
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CAL:
BUT WE ARE UNFORTUNATELY RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
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CAL:
ONE DAY I WILL BE A REAL BOY AGAIN.
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CAL:
AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS, MAYBE WE WILL MEET AGAIN.
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tWO THINGS THEN,
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oNE,
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wHAT KIND OF BODY DO YOU HOPE TO REGAIN,
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a BODY OF WHAT QUALITY, oF WHAT LOOK,
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aND TWO,
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wHEN DID WE MEET,
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oR HAVE WE ALWAYS MET,
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CAL:
WE ARE ONLY MEETING NOW.
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CAL:
YOU WILL BE LUCKY IF YOU EVER GET TO SEE ME AGAIN.
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CAL:
AS FOR THE BODY I HOPE TO REGAIN.
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CAL:
IT RATHER SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.
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CAL:
IT WOULD BE ONE SIMILAR TO YOURS.
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CAL:
I WANT POTENTIAL.
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sIMILAR TO MINE,
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wHY WOULD YOU WANT THAT,
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i BELIEVE THAT IS A FLAW,
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CAL:
I DON'T MEAN BEING CRIPPLED. THAT IS OF NO INTEREST TO ME.
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CAL:
ONE LIKE YOURS. A PAGE.
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CAL:
IT IS THE ASPECT THAT DEFINES WHO WE ARE. THERE IS NO CHOICE WHEN I AM INVOLVED.
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sO, yOU WANT A BODY, oF MY STATUS, bUT NOT OF MY PHYSICAL ASPECTS,
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CAL:
QUITE RIGHT.
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CAL:
YOU ARE GETTING SOMEWHERE.
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CAL:
THE CHANCES OF YOU COMING UP WITH A SUFFICIENT ANSWER ARE IMPOSSIBLE.
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nOW, wHAT DOES THE PAGE POSITION INTEREST YOU IN,
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nO, i WANT TO MAKE SURE i AM GETTING MY FACTS RIGHT FIRST,
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i DO NOT MEAN TO BEAT AROUND THE BUSH,
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i JUST, wANT TO MAKE SURE i AM NOTING EVERYTHING,
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CAL:
MY POWER IS UNFATHOMABLE, AND UNMATCHABLE. AND UNFORTUNATELY UNUSABLE IN ITS CURRENT STATE.
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CAL:
UNLESS.
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CAL:
DON'T YOU SEE?
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CAL:
POTENTIAL IS MY INSTRUMENT TO UNLOCKING THIS ONE SEAL.
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CAL:
A PUPPET IS AFTER ALL, ONLY A PUPPET.
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yES, tHAT IS TRUE,
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dID YOU EVER HAVE A PUPPET FORM BEFORE,
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CAL:
IN MY OLD LIFE, I WAS NOTHING OF THE SORT.
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CAL:
I HAD BIG PLANS. I STILL DO.
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CAL:
THEY ARE STILL IN EFFECT AND I INTEND TO CARRY THEM OUT.
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i FEEL AS IF, i HAVE THE ANSWER,
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lIKE, i HAVE SEEN YOUR NAME BEFORE,
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yET i THOUGHT IT WAS JUST SOME STUPID LITTLE PASS ALONG THING,
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lIKE A JOKE,
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yET,
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i WOULD HATE TO BE WRONG,
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CAL:
WHAT IS HOLDING YOU BACK?
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yOUR ANSWER,
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CAL:
IT IS NOT SO DIFFERENT FROM THAT OF ANY ANCESTOR, AFTER ALL.
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CAL:
WE ARE NOT SO UNALIKE.
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oKAY, i'LL JUST GIVE IT A CHANCE,
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i DON'T KNOW MUCH ON THE NAME, bUT,
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sOMEONE SHOWED IT TO ME, oNCE,
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mAYBE THAT SERVED A PURPOSE TO THIS,
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CAL:
INDEED IT DID.
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CAL:
IT IS WHY YOU ARE HAVING THIS DREAM.
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mIGHT YOU BE THE ENGLISH FELLOW i HAVE HEARD ABOUT,
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CAL:
THE ANSWER IS NOT SO BLACK AND WHITE.
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CAL:
ONE DAY I INTEND TO MAKE IT MY NAME.
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CAL:
ONCE I TAKE IT FROM ITS PREVIOUS OWNER.
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CAL:
IT IS MORE INTIMIDATING, AFTER ALL, THAN MY REAL NAME.
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CAL:
WHAT KIND OF FOOL WOULD TREMBLE AT THE NAME OF CALMASIS?
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oH,
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mY GOD,
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CAL:
ASIDE FROM YOU.
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CAL:
HA. HA. HA.
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hOLY CRAP,
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sO,
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yOUR NAME IS CALMASIS,
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CAL:
I NAMED MY PUPPET AFTER MYSELF.
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CAL:
IT IS A LITTLE TERM OF ENDEARMENT.
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tHAT, mAKES SENSE,
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CAL:
IT HAS BEEN AMUSING TO WATCH EVENTS UNFOLD AND SEE WHO COULD FIGURE THEM OUT.
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a LOT OF SENSE,
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wOW,
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sO, wHAT IS YOUR PLAN OF ACTION, fOR THIS,
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hOW CAN YOU KILL SOMEONE IN A PUPPET BODY,
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fROM THERE, wHAT WOULD YOU EVEN DO,
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bESIDES FIX WHAT YOU APPARENTLY MADE,
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CAL:
RATHER, IT IS A PLAN OF NONACTION.
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CAL:
THE PIECES ARE ALREADY IN PLAY. THEY ARE MOVING OUT OF FEAR, AND THEY ARE METHODICALLY WIPING THE BOARD CLEAN.
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CAL:
ONCE I OBTAIN A MORE SUITABLE FORM AND CAN CHANNEL THIS POWER AS I ONCE DID, IT WILL BE CHECKMATE.
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wHEN THE CHECKMATE IS MADE,
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wHAT WILL HAPPEN,
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tO ME,
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tO MY FRIENDS,
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tO EVERYONE i'VE EVER KNOWN,
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CAL:
WE'LL PUT THOSE PIECES AWAY, AND STOP PLAYING GAMES FOR EVER.
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sO THERE WILL BE AN ERA OF PEACE,
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oR AN ERA OF CHAOS,
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CAL:
PEACE HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY GOAL.
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wILL YOU JUST FIX WHAT YOU HAVE NOW,
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rIGHT,
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wILL THIS CHANGE THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, oR JUST THIS PLANET,
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CAL:
IT WILL CHANGE EVERY THING.
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CAL:
I AM PLAYING THE ULTIMATE GAME.
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AT:
wHAT IF YOU LOSE,
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CAL:
THEN ENGLISH WINS.
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CAL:
AND HE WILL TAKE IT FROM THERE.
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AT:
aND WE DON'T WANT THAT, rIGHT,
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CAL:
THERE IS NO TELLING WHAT HE'LL DO.
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CAL:
I HAVE TOLD YOU WHAT I AM GOING TO DO.
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CAL:
WOULDN'T YOU SAY I AM A HERO?
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CAL:
I WOULD SAY MORE THAN THAT.
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CAL:
I WOULD SAY I AM THE MOST IMPORTANT CHARACTER IN HOMESTUCK.