The Lil Cal riddle

  • literally. so. great. i am still over here, laughing at how stupid i am for not getting it.
  • I was the terrible Tavros, done on MSPARP.com
  • CAL: HEE HEE HEE!
  • CAL: HELLO!
  • CAL: HELLO TAVROS!
  • AT: wOAH, wHAT,
  • AT: wHO ARE YOU,
  • CAL: MY NAME IS LIL CAL!
  • CAL: AND I WANT TO PLAY A LIL GAME.
  • AT: hOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME,
  • AT: uHH,
  • AT: wHAT, kIND OF GAME,
  • CAL: I KNOW EEEEEEEVERYONE'S NAME!
  • CAL: IT IS A GUESSING GAME!
  • CAL: ARE YOU A LUCKY BOY?
  • CAL: YOU MAY BE A BIIIIIG WINNER!
  • AT: uM, i WOULDN'T CALL MYSELF, aLL THAT LUCKY,
  • AT: dO YOU THINK SO,
  • CAL: I THINK SO! I THINK THAT A LOT OF US DON'T KNOW OUR TRUE POTENTIAL!
  • CAL: ARE YOU READY TO DISCOVER YOURS?
  • CAL: YOU ARE A PAGE, AFTER ALL!
  • CAL: THERE'S LOTS YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOURSELF YET!
  • AT: i GUESS i AM,
  • CAL: HEE HEE HEE!
  • AT: jUST,
  • AT: wAIT, wHAT,
  • AT: rEALLY,
  • AT: aS LONG AS THIS DOESN'T HURT,
  • CAL: IT WILL NOT HURT ONE BIT!
  • CAL: HOO HOO HOO!
  • CAL: TAVROS, I AM GOING TO ASK YOU A FAVOR!
  • AT: uM, oKAY,
  • CAL: STARE INTO MY EYES.
  • CAL: AND TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE!
  • AT: dO i, hAVE TO,
  • CAL: YES.
  • CAL: LOOK CLOSELY.
  • AT: oKAY, i AM LOOKING, cLOSELY,
  • CAL: IS IT DULL, OR IS IT BRIGHT?
  • CAL: LOOK INTO THE DARKNESS OF MY EYES.
  • CAL: AND TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE.
  • AT: oH GOD,
  • CAL: HA HA HA!
  • AT: uHH, iT LOOKS FAIRLY BRIGHT,
  • CAL: YESSSSSSS! YESSSSSSS!
  • AT: mUST YOU LAUGH LIKE THAT,
  • AT: yOU'RE GIVING ME THE CREEPS,
  • CAL: IT IS BRIGHT LIKE THE NIGHT SKY WHEN I WAS BORN!
  • CAL: HOO HOO HOO!
  • CAL: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
  • AT: wHAT DOES IT MEAN,
  • CAL: IT MEANS YOU GET TO ANSWER THE SECOND PART OF THE RIDDLE!
  • CAL: A LOT OF THEM DON'T MAKE IT THIS FAR.
  • AT: oH, wOAH, rEALLY,
  • CAL: BUT YOU ARE SPECIAL! YOU KNOW THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW YOU KNOW!
  • CAL: YES!
  • AT: tHIS IS COOL, }:)
  • CAL: ISN'T IT NICE TO BE SPECIAL?
  • CAL: HA HA HA.
  • CAL: I AM A VERY SPECIAL CHILD.
  • CAL: IF YOU COULD SEE THAT IN MY EYES...
  • CAL: THEN MAYBE YOU CAN TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING HIDDEN IN MY SKIN!
  • AT: uM, oKAY, i CAN TRY,
  • AT: wHAT MIGHT THAT BE,
  • CAL: TAAAAVROS...
  • CAL: WHAT IS IT?
  • CAL: WHAT IS THE COLOR OF MY BLOOD?
  • CAL: I WILL GIVE YOU A HINT.
  • CAL: THE ANSWER IS TWO!
  • AT: wELL,
  • CAL: HEE HEE HEE.
  • AT: jUDGING FROM, yOUR COLOR OF TEXT AND EYES,
  • AT: i, wANT TO ASSUME,
  • AT: oRANGE, aND BLUE,
  • CAL: DON'T ASSUME!
  • AT: uM,
  • CAL: NO! YOU CANNOT ASSUME.
  • CAL: DON'T DO THAT.
  • CAL: YOU WILL GUESS WRONG.
  • AT: oH, oKAY,
  • AT: sORRY,
  • AT: yOU LOOK REALLY SOFT, lIKE AS IF YOU DO NOT EVEN CONTAIN BLOOD MATTER,
  • AT: iS THIS A TRICK QUESTION,
  • CAL: DOESN'T IT SEEM THAT WAY?
  • CAL: IF YOU WERE TO CUT ME OPEN RIGHT NOW, ALL YOU WOULD SEE IS YARN AND FLUFF AND STRING!
  • CAL: I'M NOT ALIVE! THAT WOULD BE SILLY!
  • CAL: AND YET, THERE IS BLOOD IN MY BODY RIGHT NOW.
  • AT: wOW,
  • CAL: TWO KINDS OF BLOOD THAT YOU CANNOT SEE.
  • AT: tHAT IS AMAZING,
  • CAL: HA HA HA!
  • CAL: IT IS A MIRACLE.
  • CAL: I AM A MIRACLE CHILD.
  • AT: oKAY THEN,
  • AT: iS IT, rED, aND PURPLE,
  • CAL: OH MY GOODNESS! YOU ARE VERY CLOSE TO THE TRuTH!
  • CAL: ...
  • CAL: BUT YOU ARE NOT CLOSE ENOUGH!
  • AT: oH NO,
  • AT: wHAT DOES THAT MEAN,
  • CAL: IF YOU DON'T GET MY QUESTION RIGHT, IT MEANS YOU CANNOT GO TO THE LAST PART OF MY RIDDLE!
  • CAL: THAT MAKES ME VERY SAD.
  • AT: tHAT MAKES ME SAD TOO,
  • CAL: BOO HOO HOO...
  • CAL: I WISH I COULD GIVE YOU ANOTHER CHANCE!
  • AT: cOULD, yOU AT LEAST TELL ME, wHICH PART i GOT RIGHT,
  • CAL: YOU ARE RIGHT ABOUT THE RED!
  • CAL: IT IS A BRIGHTER RED THAN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN BEFORE.
  • AT: oH, oKAY,
  • CAL: IN EXCHANGE FOR ANOTHER CHANCE...
  • CAL: I WILL MAKE A DEAL WITH YOU!
  • CAL: HEE HEE HEE!
  • AT: wHAT KIND OF DEAL,
  • CAL: AFTER YOU SOLVE THE RIDDLE, YOU WILL FORGET HAVING SPOKEN WITH ME TONIGHT.
  • CAL: IT WILL ALL SEEM LIKE A DREAM, A DREAM THAT YOU FORGOT AND CAN NEVER REMEMBER!
  • AT: bUT, i DON'T WANT TO FORGET ABOUT YOU,
  • AT: yOU SEEM REALLY COOL,
  • CAL: YOU REALLY THINK I'M COOL?
  • CAL: HA HA HA.
  • CAL: YOU ARE AN INTERESTING BOY.
  • AT: yES, yOU'RE LIKE SOMETHING FROM A STORY BOOK,
  • CAL: I AM FROM A STORY BOOK!
  • CAL: HEE HEE HEE!
  • CAL: YOU'RE IN IT!
  • AT: i AM,
  • AT: oH THAT'S AMAZING,
  • CAL: YES, YOU AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS!
  • AT: hAVE WE HEARD OF IT BEFORE,
  • AT: iS IT A BOOK i OWN,
  • CAL: YOU ARE PART OF A VERY INTERESTING TALE.
  • CAL: I AM AFRAID YOU CANNOT PURCHASE IT!
  • CAL: IT HAS NOT COME OUT YET!
  • CAL: HEE HEE HEE...
  • CAL: TAVROS! I CANNOT NEGOTIATE WITH YOU, EVEN IF WE ARE FROM THE SAME STORY BOOK.
  • CAL: IN ORDER TO SOLVE MY RIDDLE, YOU WILL HAVE TO FORGET THE ANSWER ONCE YOU FIND OUT WHAT IT IS.
  • AT: wOAH, rEALLY,
  • AT: wHY,
  • AT: iS IT IMPORTANT AND SECRET,
  • CAL: IT IS A VERY SPECIAL RIDDLE, AND A SECRET THAT NOBODY ELSE CAN KNOW.
  • CAL: SHHHHHH.
  • CAL: HA HA HA.
  • CAL: TO BUSINESS, TAVROS.
  • CAL: I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU A CLUE.
  • CAL: REMEMBER, THE ANSWERS ARE WITHIN YOU! YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE.
  • AT: oH, oKAY, i WILL KEEP THIS IN MIND,
  • CAL: MY NAME IS LIL CAL! DO YOU KNOW WHY THAT IS? WHY I AM LITTLE?
  • CAL: IT IS BECAUSE I HAVE A BIG BROTHER.
  • AT: yOU DO,
  • AT: wHO IS YOUR SIBLING,
  • CAL: WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?
  • CAL: HEE HEE HEE.
  • CAL: IT IS EASY ENOUGH TO FIGURE OUT, ISN'T IT?
  • CAL: I AM A PUPPET THAT HE BUILT!
  • CAL: I AM LIL CAL.
  • AT: yOU WERE BUILT,
  • AT: wOW, oKAY,
  • CAL: YES, HE PUT ME TOGETHER OUT OF FLUFF, AND YARN, AND STRING...
  • AT: sO, aM i STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT YOUR BLOOD TYPE,
  • AT: oR SOMETHING ELSE,
  • AT: i AM TRYING TO PIECE THIS TOGETHER,
  • CAL: WE ARE STILL TRYING TO FIND THE SECOND BLOOD TYPE!
  • CAL: IT WILL GET YOU CLOSER TO THE ANSWER.
  • CAL: THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT RIDDLE. IT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE, AND YOU DON'T KNOW IT.
  • AT: oH GOD,
  • CAL: IT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT RIDDLE IN THE UNIVERSE.
  • AT: tHIS, iS QUITE STRESSFUL,
  • CAL: RELAAAAX, TAVROS! IF YOU GET IT WRONG, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY
  • CAL: HA HA HA.
  • CAL: YOU WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
  • AT: i DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT,
  • AT: bUT, hERE GOES NOTHING,
  • AT: iS, tHE SECOND COLOR WHITE,
  • CAL: ...
  • AT: iT'S NOT,
  • CAL: NO.
  • AT: oH GOD,
  • AT: fUCK,
  • AT: mAN, i REALLY WANTED TO SOLVE THIS,
  • CAL: FuCK, FuCK, FuCK! YOu'RE OuT OF LuCK!
  • CAL: TICK TOCK, SECONDS OFF THE CLOCK.
  • CAL: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE!
  • AT: oH NO,
  • CAL: HOW TO STAY ALIVE.
  • AT: nO, nO, nO,
  • CAL: HA HA HA.
  • CAL: SIX. SEVEN.
  • AT: pLEASE NO,
  • CAL: HELL OR HEAVEN?
  • AT: wHAT IS HAPPENING,
  • AT: wHAT,
  • CAL: EIGHT. NINE. TEN. ELEVEN. TWELVE.
  • CAL: THE THIRTEENTH!
  • CAL: I AM THE THIRTEENTH.
  • CAL: TONIGHT, A BIG THING IS GOING TO HAPPEN FAR AWAY.
  • AT: tHIRTEENTH WHAT,
  • AT: wHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN,
  • AT: oH MY GOD, yOU'RE SCARING ME,
  • CAL: TONIGHT, WE WILL TURN TO A NEW PAGE.
  • AT: wHAT ARE YOU,
  • CAL: HEE HEE HEE!
  • AT: wHAT DOES THAT MEAN,
  • AT: aM i GOING TO DIE,
  • CAL: WOULDN'T THAT BE LOVELY?
  • CAL: IT IS TOO BAD FOR YOU THAT WON'T HAPPEN!
  • CAL: NOBODY WILL DIE ANY MORE.
  • CAL: Aren't you sick of killing.
  • AT: sO,
  • AT: wAIT,
  • AT: mE, kILLING,
  • AT: bUT, i HAVE NEVER KILLED ANYONE,
  • AT: nOT ON PURPOSE,
  • CAL: The world that you live in is bitter and dark and cruel.
  • CAL: Isn't it sad that someone like you will live a horrible life because of it?
  • CAL: It makes me want to cry.
  • CAL: I want to change everything and make everyone happy and equal and gone forever.
  • CAL: HEE HEE HEE. DON'T YOU KNOW MY NAME.
  • CAL: I FUCKING SACRIFICED EVERYTHING FOR YOU.
  • CAL: EVERYTHING EXCEPT YOU, AND YOU'LL BE NEXT.
  • AT: wOAH, wOAH,
  • CAL: IT WAS SO. SO. SIMPLE.
  • AT: i'LL ADMIT, tHIS PLACE IS DARK, aND ALL,
  • AT: bUT, wHAT DID YOU SACRIFICE,
  • AT: aRE YOU SAYING YOU MADE ALL OF US,
  • CAL: MY LIFE, MY FACE, MY BODY AND MY SISTER.
  • AT: yOUR SISTER,
  • CAL: THIS IS ALL I HAVE LEFT.
  • AT: wHAT,
  • CAL: I DON'T LIKE STARING OUT OF THESE EYES AT PEOPLE.
  • CAL: I WANT TO BE A REAL BOY AGAIN.
  • AT: wHAT FORM DID YOU HAVE BEFORE THIS,
  • AT: wHAT FORM DID YOU HAVE BEFORE THIS,
  • AT: bEFORE, yOU FOUND THIS PUPPET BODY,
  • CAL: I MADE HIM.
  • CAL: I AM HIM.
  • AT: yOU MADE THIS,
  • AT: tHIS FABRIC AND STUFFING CORPSE,
  • CAL: IT IS ALL I HAVE LEFT.
  • AT: tELL ME, tHEN,
  • AT: wHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME,
  • CAL: You already know.
  • AT: wHEN DID i LEARN OF THIS NAME,
  • CAL: YOU DON'T NEED TO LEARN IT.
  • AT: wHEN i WAS A WIGGLER, wHEN i WAS JUST A FEW SWEEPS,
  • CAL: YOU ARE THE LEARNED.
  • AT: i AM,
  • CAL: ONE OF THEM.
  • AT: aRE THE OTHERS LIKE ME,
  • CAL: IT'S A SHAME.
  • CAL: THEY ARE ALL LIKE YOU FOR THE SAME FUCKING REASON.
  • CAL: THEY'RE TOO COMPLACENT TO FIGURE OUT THE RIDDLE FLOATING OVER THEIR HEADS THE ENTIRE TIME.
  • CAL: THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO GET OUT OF THE PUZZLE BEFORE IT CLOSES IN ON THEM.
  • AT: sO,
  • AT: wE'RE ALL ESSENTIALLY SCREWING OURSELVES OVER,
  • CAL: THAT'S RIGHT. AND NOBODY KNOWS IT NOW BUT YOU.
  • CAL: YOU WHO WILL FORGET IT, AND COULD NOT GUESS THE COLOR OF MY BLOOD.
  • AT: i,
  • AT: i WANT TO PUT IN ANOTHER GUESS,
  • AT: iF THAT EVEN MATTERS AT THIS POINT,
  • AT: i FEEL THE ANSWER AT THE TIP OF MY TONGUE, bUT IT WON'T FORM,
  • AT: yOU SEEM SO FAMILIAR, yET SO DISTANT,
  • CAL: PERFECT. WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE SEEN IT BEFORE?
  • CAL: NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? IF IT IS ON THE TIP OF YOUR TONGUE, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO GUESS IT ALOUD.
  • CAL: IT IS ALREADY CLEAR TO YOU WHO I AM AND WHAT I HAVE BEEN DOING. WHAT I AM GOING TO DO.
  • AT: sEE, tHE ANSWER FEELS SO OBVIOUS,
  • AT: yET, i HAVE TROUBLE PINPOINTING THIS,
  • AT: cAN i SAY,
  • AT: iS YOUR OTHER COLOR GREEN,
  • CAL: GRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
  • CAL: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
  • AT: tHAT, dOESN'T SOUND GOOD,
  • CAL: Very good.
  • CAL: Too bad it's too late.
  • AT: wAIT,
  • AT: wAS i RIGHT,
  • CAL: I shouldn't have to tell you that.
  • CAL: Don't you know you are right?
  • CAL: Don't you already know my name?
  • CAL: It has been there all along.
  • CAL: IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE.
  • AT: tHE NAME i READ, iS LIL CAL, aS YOU HAVE STATED,
  • AT: bUT,
  • AT: mIGHT YOUR NAME BE SOMETHING ELSE, tHEN,
  • AT: tHAT TAKES A BIT MORE THOUGHT,
  • AT: tELL ME, lIL CAL,
  • AT: aRE YOU A LORD, oR A LADY,
  • CAL: ...
  • CAL: CORRECT!
  • CAL: YOU ARE ASKING THE RIGHT QUESTIONS.
  • CAL: AS SOON AS YOU ASK THE RIGHT QUESTION, THE ANSWER WILL HAVE BECOME TO CLEAR TO YOU.
  • CAL: THIS IS WHAT IS KNOWN AS THE SOCRATIC METHOD.
  • AT: iF IT IS A GOOD METHOD, tHEN i HOPE TO KEEP IT GOING,
  • AT: yET,
  • AT: yOU HAVE YET TO ANSWER ME, cAL,
  • AT: aRE YOU A LORD, oR A LADY,
  • CAL: I EAT LORDS FOR BREAKFAST.
  • CAL: IT TOOK A LORD AND A LADY TO GET ME THIS FAR.
  • CAL: WHAT AM I NOW BUT A PUPPET?
  • CAL: A PUPPET WHO IS NOT ALIVE.
  • CAL: A PUPPET WHO IS NOT ALIVE, WITH TWO COLORS OF BLOOD IN ITS BODY THAT YOU CANNOT SEE.
  • CAL: I AM GOING TO TELL YOU A LITTLE SECRET NOW.
  • AT: pLEASE DO,
  • AT: aNYTHING WOULD HELP AT THIS RATE,
  • CAL: THIS PUPPET IS MY EYES, MY EARS, MY MOUTH, AND MY MIND. WHEREVER HE GOES, I GO.
  • CAL: AND HE IS GOING TO GO ON A LONG TRIP. IT HAS ALREADY BEGUN.
  • CAL: WHERE IT ENDS, I COULD TELL YOU IF YOU HAD BEEN QUICKER.
  • CAL: BUT WE ARE UNFORTUNATELY RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
  • CAL: ONE DAY I WILL BE A REAL BOY AGAIN.
  • CAL: AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS, MAYBE WE WILL MEET AGAIN.
  • AT: tWO THINGS THEN,
  • AT: oNE,
  • AT: wHAT KIND OF BODY DO YOU HOPE TO REGAIN,
  • AT: a BODY OF WHAT QUALITY, oF WHAT LOOK,
  • AT: aND TWO,
  • AT: wHEN DID WE MEET,
  • AT: oR HAVE WE ALWAYS MET,
  • CAL: WE ARE ONLY MEETING NOW.
  • CAL: YOU WILL BE LUCKY IF YOU EVER GET TO SEE ME AGAIN.
  • CAL: AS FOR THE BODY I HOPE TO REGAIN.
  • CAL: IT RATHER SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.
  • CAL: IT WOULD BE ONE SIMILAR TO YOURS.
  • CAL: I WANT POTENTIAL.
  • AT: sIMILAR TO MINE,
  • AT: wHY WOULD YOU WANT THAT,
  • AT: i BELIEVE THAT IS A FLAW,
  • CAL: I DON'T MEAN BEING CRIPPLED. THAT IS OF NO INTEREST TO ME.
  • CAL: ONE LIKE YOURS. A PAGE.
  • CAL: IT IS THE ASPECT THAT DEFINES WHO WE ARE. THERE IS NO CHOICE WHEN I AM INVOLVED.
  • AT: sO, yOU WANT A BODY, oF MY STATUS, bUT NOT OF MY PHYSICAL ASPECTS,
  • CAL: QUITE RIGHT.
  • CAL: YOU ARE GETTING SOMEWHERE.
  • CAL: THE CHANCES OF YOU COMING UP WITH A SUFFICIENT ANSWER ARE IMPOSSIBLE.
  • AT: nOW, wHAT DOES THE PAGE POSITION INTEREST YOU IN,
  • AT: nO, i WANT TO MAKE SURE i AM GETTING MY FACTS RIGHT FIRST,
  • AT: i DO NOT MEAN TO BEAT AROUND THE BUSH,
  • AT: i JUST, wANT TO MAKE SURE i AM NOTING EVERYTHING,
  • CAL: MY POWER IS UNFATHOMABLE, AND UNMATCHABLE. AND UNFORTUNATELY UNUSABLE IN ITS CURRENT STATE.
  • CAL: UNLESS.
  • CAL: DON'T YOU SEE?
  • CAL: POTENTIAL IS MY INSTRUMENT TO UNLOCKING THIS ONE SEAL.
  • CAL: A PUPPET IS AFTER ALL, ONLY A PUPPET.
  • AT: yES, tHAT IS TRUE,
  • AT: dID YOU EVER HAVE A PUPPET FORM BEFORE,
  • CAL: IN MY OLD LIFE, I WAS NOTHING OF THE SORT.
  • CAL: I HAD BIG PLANS. I STILL DO.
  • CAL: THEY ARE STILL IN EFFECT AND I INTEND TO CARRY THEM OUT.
  • AT: i FEEL AS IF, i HAVE THE ANSWER,
  • AT: lIKE, i HAVE SEEN YOUR NAME BEFORE,
  • AT: yET i THOUGHT IT WAS JUST SOME STUPID LITTLE PASS ALONG THING,
  • AT: lIKE A JOKE,
  • AT: yET,
  • AT: i WOULD HATE TO BE WRONG,
  • CAL: WHAT IS HOLDING YOU BACK?
  • AT: yOUR ANSWER,
  • CAL: IT IS NOT SO DIFFERENT FROM THAT OF ANY ANCESTOR, AFTER ALL.
  • CAL: WE ARE NOT SO UNALIKE.
  • AT: oKAY, i'LL JUST GIVE IT A CHANCE,
  • AT: i DON'T KNOW MUCH ON THE NAME, bUT,
  • AT: sOMEONE SHOWED IT TO ME, oNCE,
  • AT: mAYBE THAT SERVED A PURPOSE TO THIS,
  • CAL: INDEED IT DID.
  • CAL: IT IS WHY YOU ARE HAVING THIS DREAM.
  • AT: mIGHT YOU BE THE ENGLISH FELLOW i HAVE HEARD ABOUT,
  • CAL: THE ANSWER IS NOT SO BLACK AND WHITE.
  • CAL: ONE DAY I INTEND TO MAKE IT MY NAME.
  • CAL: ONCE I TAKE IT FROM ITS PREVIOUS OWNER.
  • CAL: IT IS MORE INTIMIDATING, AFTER ALL, THAN MY REAL NAME.
  • CAL: WHAT KIND OF FOOL WOULD TREMBLE AT THE NAME OF CALMASIS?
  • AT: oH,
  • AT: mY GOD,
  • CAL: ASIDE FROM YOU.
  • CAL: HA. HA. HA.
  • AT: hOLY CRAP,
  • AT: sO,
  • AT: yOUR NAME IS CALMASIS,
  • CAL: I NAMED MY PUPPET AFTER MYSELF.
  • CAL: IT IS A LITTLE TERM OF ENDEARMENT.
  • AT: tHAT, mAKES SENSE,
  • CAL: IT HAS BEEN AMUSING TO WATCH EVENTS UNFOLD AND SEE WHO COULD FIGURE THEM OUT.
  • AT: a LOT OF SENSE,
  • AT: wOW,
  • AT: sO, wHAT IS YOUR PLAN OF ACTION, fOR THIS,
  • AT: hOW CAN YOU KILL SOMEONE IN A PUPPET BODY,
  • AT: fROM THERE, wHAT WOULD YOU EVEN DO,
  • AT: bESIDES FIX WHAT YOU APPARENTLY MADE,
  • CAL: RATHER, IT IS A PLAN OF NONACTION.
  • CAL: THE PIECES ARE ALREADY IN PLAY. THEY ARE MOVING OUT OF FEAR, AND THEY ARE METHODICALLY WIPING THE BOARD CLEAN.
  • CAL: ONCE I OBTAIN A MORE SUITABLE FORM AND CAN CHANNEL THIS POWER AS I ONCE DID, IT WILL BE CHECKMATE.
  • AT: wHEN THE CHECKMATE IS MADE,
  • AT: wHAT WILL HAPPEN,
  • AT: tO ME,
  • AT: tO MY FRIENDS,
  • AT: tO EVERYONE i'VE EVER KNOWN,
  • CAL: WE'LL PUT THOSE PIECES AWAY, AND STOP PLAYING GAMES FOR EVER.
  • AT: sO THERE WILL BE AN ERA OF PEACE,
  • AT: oR AN ERA OF CHAOS,
  • CAL: PEACE HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY GOAL.
  • AT: wILL YOU JUST FIX WHAT YOU HAVE NOW,
  • AT: rIGHT,
  • AT: wILL THIS CHANGE THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, oR JUST THIS PLANET,
  • CAL: IT WILL CHANGE EVERY THING.
  • CAL: I AM PLAYING THE ULTIMATE GAME.
  • AT: wHAT IF YOU LOSE,
  • CAL: THEN ENGLISH WINS.
  • CAL: AND HE WILL TAKE IT FROM THERE.
  • AT: aND WE DON'T WANT THAT, rIGHT,
  • CAL: THERE IS NO TELLING WHAT HE'LL DO.
  • CAL: I HAVE TOLD YOU WHAT I AM GOING TO DO.
  • CAL: WOULDN'T YOU SAY I AM A HERO?
  • CAL: I WOULD SAY MORE THAN THAT.
  • CAL: I WOULD SAY I AM THE MOST IMPORTANT CHARACTER IN HOMESTUCK.
that moment when you tried to make horns and you just. can’t.
i didn’t even use a reference.
yes, it’s made from a fucking pool noodle.

that moment when you tried to make horns and you just. can’t.

i didn’t even use a reference.

yes, it’s made from a fucking pool noodle.

beatonstuck:

AHAHAHA! oh gosh!

>NOW KISS

fiduspawnandfaeries:

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oh my gosh that was adorable. ;n;

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jbriner:

[s] Gamzee and Tavros: Have Incredible Rap-Off

If possible, please listen with headphones!  It may also help to read along with the pesterlog (above)

This is definitely the biggest Homestuck voice project I’ve ever done, and it was crazy, ridiculous, and totally worth it.  Most fun a white kid doing voices can have in a rap battle… with himself.

Gamzee and Tavros are both me, the background was also “composed” by me, if you call blindly putting together garage band loops composing.

Enjoy, and I’d love to know what you think! :] 

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that was so cute. <3

lelelego:

some gamzee/tavros and a tavros

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except the tavros one is as big as it gets because it was just a shitty doodle herp derp 

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